Fill me up!

Do you even lift, bro?

Megan Brinkman, Editor-in-Chief

Carmel has always tried to be as big as its neighboring schools, whether it’s in the classroom, on the field, or…in the weight room?

The administration recently announced plans to replace the regular water fountains near the gym with fountains that dispense Muscle Milk–all in an effort to help athletes stay on the grind.

“I received numerous complaints from students that they weren’t getting swole,” physical education teacher Jim Halford said. “We want our athletes to be all about the gains.”

This announcement has excited many students and incited a wave of celebratory gym selfies (complete with hashtags you’re never sure you really understand).

“Now every day can be game day,” senior Brett Cloe said. “Full send.”